{"product_id":"big-lizard-paperback","title":"Big Lizard - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoe R. Lansdale\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eKeith Lansdale\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuster Nix is overweight, unhappy, and stuck, until he lands a job as a security guard at Pick-A-Chicken, a fast-food chain where customers choose their own doomed bird. What Buster doesn't know is that the company's success comes from a deal with a Hell-born creature known as the Lizard God.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Buster accidentally disrupts a supernatural ritual, he's burned by literal hellfire, and wakes up with the bizarre ability to transform into a giant, super-strong lizard. Unfortunately, his old boss, Elroy Cuzzins, didn't escape the ritual unscathed either. He's now Big Chicken: an enormous, homicidal rooster behind the wheel of a red sports car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with his new powers, a sarcastic one-eyed chicken named Socrates, and Isaac, a teenage tech genius living in the ruins of a Noah's Ark theme park, Buster sets out to defeat evil and maybe save himself in the process. But controlling his transformations, keeping Isaac alive, enduring Socrates' visions of Hell, and stopping a giant murderous chicken is... complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing a superhero was never supposed to be this messy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 15, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52020197818669,"sku":"9781966037576","price":17.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/big-lizard-paperback-6853546.webp?v=1777439407","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/big-lizard-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}