{"product_id":"dogberts-top-secret-management-handbook-paperback","title":"Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eScott Adams\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehind the closed doors of corporate management lurks a manifesto so devious, so insidious, and of such diabolic power, it has the ability to transform normal human beings into paradigm-spewing zombies. Its purpose: to help bosses stick it to their employees. Its author: none other than Dogbert, the canine corporate consultant out to rule the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e All too often, new managers make mistakes such as rewarding good work with good pay, communicating clearly and improving departmental efficiency. Dogbert shows that this could have devastating consequences: Employees begin to expect fair treatment and compensation, productive workers show results (making managers look bad by comparison), and the department's future budget allotment could be decreased because it spends only what it needs. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Drawing from his years of experience tormenting Dilbert and advising his boss, our Machiavellian mutt uses pithy essays, illustrated by scores of comic strips, to teach neophyte managers such potent practices as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The power of verbal instructions: Sound like a boss while maintaining complete deniability! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Empty promises of promotion: all the motivational benefits, none of the costs! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Pretending to care: Learn how to hear without listening! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Incentives: Inspire employees by giving them worthless knickknacks! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Once again firmly establishing Scott Adams as the spokesman for the absurdities of the workplace (and Dogbert as the guru of sticking it to the masses), \u003cem\u003eDogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook\u003c\/em\u003e is the perfect gift for all cubicle dwellers and their bosses. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehind the closed doors of corporate management lurks a manifesto so devious, so insidious, and of such diabolic power, it has the ability to transform normal human beings into paradigm-spewing zombies. Its purpose: to help bosses stick it to their employees. Its author: none other than Dogbert, the canine corporate consultant out to rule the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e All too often, new managers make mistakes such as rewarding good work with good pay, communicating clearly and improving departmental efficiency. Dogbert shows that this could have devastating consequences: Employees begin to expect fair treatment and compensation, productive workers show results (making managers look bad by comparison), and the department's future budget allotment could be decreased because it spends only what it needs. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Drawing from his years of experience tormenting Dilbert and advising his boss, our Machiavellian mutt uses pithy essays, illustrated by scores of comic strips, to teach neophyte managers such potent practices as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The power of verbal instructions: Sound like a boss while maintaining complete deniability! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Empty promises of promotion: all the motivational benefits, none of the costs! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Pretending to care: Learn how to hear without listening! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Incentives: Inspire employees by giving them worthless knickknacks! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Once again firmly establishing Scott Adams as the spokesman for the absurdities of the workplace (and Dogbert as the guru of sticking it to the masses), \u003cem\u003eDogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook\u003c\/em\u003e is the perfect gift for all cubicle dwellers and their bosses. \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 8 x 8 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 21, 1997\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51964764356909,"sku":"9780887308819","price":19.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/dogberts-top-secret-management-handbook-paperback-6832556.webp?v=1775471946","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/dogberts-top-secret-management-handbook-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}