{"product_id":"eat-what-you-want-and-die-like-a-man-the-worlds-unhealthiest-cookbook-paperback","title":"Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: The World's Unhealthiest Cookbook - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSteve Graham\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEat healthy and live to be 100? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Screw that. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Why choke down bland, mushy, steamed veggies and brown rice when there's so much fat-laden, calorie-rich, heart-bursting cuisine out there to be savored? Because you want to live? So you can spend your golden years wandering aimlessly around a Florida shopping mall and eating dinner at 2 in the afternoon? So your rotten kids can plop you into some hellhole of a nursing home the minute you forget what day it is? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Go ahead, triple your cholesterol and triglyceride counts, and clog those arteries. You'll never get out of this world alive, so enjoy life while you can. Here are the most unhealthy triple-bypass recipes sure to satisfy the most insatiable cholesterol craving. Instead of steamed tofu, try Lard-Oozing Caja-China-Roasted Hog or Pizzeria-style Baked Ziti with Sausage and Mozzarella  Follow up with a decadent dessert of Deep-Fried Twinkies or Ice Cream Lasagne. You'll die quicker but with a smile on your face. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003ci\u003eEat What You Want and Die Like a Man\u003c\/i\u003e will put you back in touch with your Inner Hog. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eRaves for Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Gleefully offensive.\" --\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Thanks for using a pseudonym.\" --Steve's father \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSteve H. Graham \u003c\/b\u003e is author of \u003ci\u003eThe Good, the Spam, and the Ugly\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eKeep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking: Finding Your Inner Caveman.\u003c\/i\u003e In 1983, he was indicted for eating a live midget. Steve lives in Miami, where he enjoys fishing, piano, home-brewing, and cooking enormous portions of unhealthy food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 306\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.79 x 8.22 x 5.58 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 01, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51984333504813,"sku":"9780806528687","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/xP9hcYbtK29780806528687.webp?v=1776092507","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/eat-what-you-want-and-die-like-a-man-the-worlds-unhealthiest-cookbook-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}