{"product_id":"how-to-become-the-dark-lord-and-die-trying-paperback","title":"How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDjango Wexler\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGroundhog Day\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eDeadpool\u003c\/i\u003e in Django Wexler's no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Takes the old saying 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, ' to the next level. A sarcastic, action-packed, intrigue-filled (mis)adventure. One of the funniest books I've read in a long time.\"--Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Davi has done this all before. She's tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she's rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she's killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she's been defeated every time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This time? She's done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that's who she needs to be. It's Davi's turn to play on the winning side. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBurningblade \u0026amp; Silvereye\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eAshes of the Sun\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBlood of the Chosen\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEmperor of Ruin\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDjango Wexler\u003c\/b\u003e graduated from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh with degrees in creative writing and computer science, and worked for the university in artificial intelligence research. Eventually he migrated to Microsoft in Seattle, where he now lives with two cats and a teetering mountain of books. When not writing, he wrangles computers, paints tiny soldiers, and plays games of all sorts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 432\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.4 x 8.2 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 21, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51987657425197,"sku":"9780316392204","price":20.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/Gd5YNkAt379780316392204.webp?v=1776183291","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/how-to-become-the-dark-lord-and-die-trying-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}