{"product_id":"how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-paperback","title":"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThe Oatmeal\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMatthew Inman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, including \"How to Pet a Kitty\" and \"The Bobcats,\" plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003e best seller from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Includes pull-out poster!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. \u003ci\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/i\u003e presents fan favorites, such as \"Cat vs. Internet,\" \"How to Pet a Kitty,\" and \"The Bobcats,\" plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 136\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 9 x 7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 09, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52033724449069,"sku":"9781449410247","price":18.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/8I6C-oVIph9781449410247.webp?v=1777625425","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}