• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats - Hardcover
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    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats - Hardcover

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    by Francesco Marciuliano (Author)

    The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness!

    Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats.

    The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche.

    With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable).

    IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet.

    COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids.

    MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.

    Perfect for:
    • Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day
    • Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general
    • Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations

    Author Biography

    Francesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world (created by Greg Howard). He was also the head writer for the highly praised PBS children's series SeeMore's Playhouse. He lives in New York City.

    Number of Pages: 112
    Dimensions: 0.6 x 6.1 x 4.8 IN
    Illustrated: Yes
    Publication Date: August 01, 2012
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