• Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die - Hardcover
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

    Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die - Hardcover

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    by Messie Condo (Author)

    Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!

    Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you'll actually want to use.

    Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You'll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there's no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you'll learn how to:
    • ditch the d*mn indecision
    • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
    • give your busy family a f*cking break
    • and more!

    Whether you're getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

    Author Biography

    Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She is also the author of Tidy the F*ck Up. Messi lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.

    Number of Pages: 192
    Dimensions: 1.1 x 7.64 x 5.04 IN
    Publication Date: March 07, 2023
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