The Oldest Bitch Alive
The Oldest Bitch Alive

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    by Morgan Day (Author)

    Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2026 by The Millions, Literary Hub, Our Culture, The Maris Review, Debutiful

    "Captivating . . . A work of quiet and yet spirited exhilaration." --Edward P. Jones, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Known World

    "An uncommonly commanding debut." --Kirkus Reviews

    A polyphonic debut following an aging French bulldog and the parasitic worms that send her toward death -- a singular, sly novel about form, freedom, interiors, and the matter by which we are composed and consumed.

    Gelsomina is a French Bulldog who leads a routine life in a glass house. One day, she ingests an orb of parasitic worms who make an imperfect home inside her. Approaching death, yet filled with new life, she begins to see everything differently: her attachment to the designer-architect couple with whom she lives; the naive preoccupations of their younger French Bulldog, Zampanò; her feelings for an elusive fox; and the voids within and beyond her. The worms propel Gelsomina to plumb the meaning of her domestic existence and ask if her rebirth lies in the wild unknown outside the panes.

    The Oldest Bitch Alive is a polyphonic story of containment refracting across scales. Revolving perspectives meditate on consciousness, theories of everything, multispecies narratives, philosophies of form and the immaterial, and other ways in which matter is composed and consumed. Gelsomina's introspections culminate in an ecstatic sprint through a natural world she's never seen, awakening the French Bulldog to the depths of love, reverence, death, and the bound self in dichromatic color.

    Author Biography

    Morgan Day is a fiction and architecture writer. Her short fiction has appeared in Ecotone Magazine, Gulf Coast Journal, Worms Magazine, and elsewhere. The Oldest Bitch Alive is her first novel.

    Number of Pages: 208
    Dimensions: 0.95 x 8.36 x 5.6 IN
    Publication Date: March 24, 2026
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