{"product_id":"this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-paperback","title":"This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJason Pargin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDavid Wong\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eINCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom Jason Pargin, the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the cult sensation \u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/i\u003e, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWarning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the \"cure\" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Like an episode of AMC's \u003ci\u003eThe Walking Dead\u003c\/i\u003e written by Douglas Adams of \u003ci\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/i\u003e...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.\" -\u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than \u003ci\u003eThis Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It\u003c\/i\u003e is the one and only book for you.\" -\u003ci\u003eSF Signal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJASON PARGIN is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning Zoey Ashe novels.\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eHe previously published under the pseudonym David Wong. His essays at Cracked.com and other outlets have been enjoyed by tens of millions of readers around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 464\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.3 x 8.3 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 05, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51999989793069,"sku":"9781250830524","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/aWJUVEJ4UVU1RGUxRnU1S3dibHEydz09.webp?v=1776603022","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}