{"product_id":"what-the-hell-did-i-just-read-a-novel-of-cosmic-horror-paperback","title":"What the Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJason Pargin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDavid Wong\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eINCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/i\u003e's \"smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next\" (\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e) and \u003ci\u003eThis Book is Full of Spiders\u003c\/i\u003e was \"unlike any other book of the genre\" (\u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author Jason Pargin is back with \u003ci\u003eWhat the Hell Did I Just Read\u003c\/i\u003e, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's the story \"They\" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, \"They\" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, \"Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached.\" No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent \u003ci\u003eothers\u003c\/i\u003e from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhile investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYour first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction \"They\" are hoping for.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJASON PARGIN is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning Zoey Ashe novels.\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eHe previously published under the pseudonym David Wong. His essays at Cracked.com and other outlets have been enjoyed by tens of millions of readers around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 384\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8.1 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 05, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52001134248237,"sku":"9781250830531","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3185\/6429\/files\/MG5iK2tBTVNzVTBZdWlWblpQcFYrdz09.webp?v=1776639029","url":"https:\/\/ishookbooks.com\/products\/what-the-hell-did-i-just-read-a-novel-of-cosmic-horror-paperback","provider":"iShook Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}